A Quick Look: PREHISTORIC WOMEN (1966 - color)

    The title PREHISTORIC WOMEN was re-used in 1966 by Hammer Film Studios of England. (Actually, the British title was SLAVE GIRLS.) At any rate, this PREHISTORIC WOMEN has nothing to do with the 1950 film. In it, a big game hunter comes across a statue of a great white rhino being worshiped by hostile natives. Then time freezes. Then our hero finds himself in a primitive word populated by sexy cave-girls lorded over by a cruel queen played by Martine Beswick. This is a weird one, and justifiably saw regular rotation on TNT's 100% WEIRD back in the early 90's. Somewhat disappointingly, this is the second PREHISTORIC WOMEN to not feature any dinosaurs! Still, for eye candy fans, the film delivers in spades. The same cannot be said for Hammer's other dinosaur-less cavegirl movie, CREATURES THE WORLD FORGOT.

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Been doing a lot of work for The Cartoon Cuties Log...

   As result, I've done less work for Baker's Log than I have in a while. Regular visitors may notice my new posts here have been few and far between. I hope you'll cut me some slack in this area. Meanwhile, The Cartoon Cuties Log is really starting to come into it's own. The short prose stories for the log have even been collected for a print release by InDELLible. When that book is out, I'll be sure to include a notice here.

A Quick Look at TV: my favorite Westerns

   As a kid, I never cared much for westerns. As I mature, I regret being so unwilling to partake as a youth. The first cowboy show I did watch, and even caught a few episodes as a kid, was The Rifleman. Even as a kid more interested in monsters than oaters, that dynamic opening and triumphant theme music had me hooked. The basic premise of the show was simple. Lucas McCain was a fast gun who wanted only to live in peace and raise up right his young son. I think this was the first show where I saw Alan Hale Jr. as a guest star. Anyway, the show was a hit in it's day, and remained extremely popular in reruns for decades. In fact, the show is still popular with local stations across the country.

   Here's one I really wish I'd gotten into as a kid, for I am a fairly recent arrival to fandom for one of the most popular television westerns ever aired, Bonanza. Bonanza was another series exemplified by a strong cast, good scripts, and very moral characters. The show was based around the adventures of the Cartwright family, wealthy land-owners who operated from the massive Ponderosa ranch. Lorne Greene played father Ben, always there to help his sons Adam, Hoss, and Little Joe. Michael Landon became a super-star as the youngest of the Cartwrights, though it's hard sometimes to really pick a favorite of the bunch. I was belatedly introduced to the series when early episodes fell into public domain and found themselves onto an assortment of DVDs from smaller distributors. A show I very much wish to get in it's official season releases, the series ran for a very long time (I think I read 14 years).

  If I had to pick a favorite western TV series now, it'd probably be The Texan. Rory Calhoun (has there ever been a better name for a cowboy star?) stars as Bill Longley, a former soldier who rides from town to town across the ever-developing post-Civil War West. He continually falls into trouble, despite his being the most level-headed sort. All man, but caring, Longley was usually the last, best hope in whatever situation he found himself in. The show could be highly dramatic, suspenseful, or even light-hearted comedy, and an amazing assortment of guest stars helped out along the way. (In one of my favorite episodes, Longley takes the place of a traveling preacher in order to clean up a town where rough customers have declared open war against any member of the cloth. Prevented from taking along his guns, Longley is harassed by a couple of drunks in the town saloon. They force Longley to turn the other cheek as they strike him before Longley notes that his Lord not only turned the other cheek, but also drove out the money-changers from the temple. In short order, Longley mops the floor with the bums. This puts some starch in the town's collective spine and they side with Longley. Look for Yvette Vickers as a young lass smitten with our hero.) Though the show was good, it ran but two seasons and didn't see a lot of airtime afterward (possibly The Texan wasn't sold for syndication). Some episodes have been lost, but the remaining 70 have been collected into a DVD release. Unfortunately, this release isn't the strongest. About half the episodes look really great, but the other half are reproduced much too bright (the result is that half of the show looks like it was transferred from very nice film prints, the rest as if they were recorded from television). Still, this a very minor detraction, and frankly I'm glad to see the show available in any form!

A Quick Look: ENEMY FROM SPACE (1957)

   ENEMY FROM SPACE was the second Quatermass epic from Hammer (following THE CREEPING UNKNOWN). Quatermass was a driven scientist who had a habit of coming across bizarre events like mutation and invasion from space, the subject of successful television serials before his coming to the big screen. This time around, Quatermass is developing pressure domes for future space colonies, and is shocked to discover one has already been built on an isolated section of the English countryside! What he discovers there has world-shaking consequences unless Quatermass can stop those who built it! My favorite Quatermass feature, and I've always been a fan of Brian Donlevy. Sadly, he was ejected from the role when the long-delayed third film, FIVE MILLION YEARS TO EARTH, came along in the late 60's. This one, though, is pretty solid 50's science fiction. Unfortunately, it's also the least visible of three features.

A Quick Look: THE NAVY VS THE NIGHT MONSTERS (1965 - color)

   Another one of those films for which it's poor reputation mystifies me, THE NAVY VS THE NIGHT MONSTERS was a neat (though shockingly gruesome) little matinee movie with the sort of cast most B pictures can only dream of. Prehistoric trees are discovered in Antarctica and shipped to the States for research. During the flight, something goes wrong and the crew vanishes -except for the pilot who manages to land the plane on tiny Naval outpost Gow Island, before he collapses in shock. Turns out the trees aren't the usual specimen and soon the island is fighting for survival. I just love this movie, and it has one of those wonderful trailers that make you appreciate how exciting previews used to be. Because it's so good, I will refrain from detailing the plot. Sadly, the film is extremely hard to see. The best copy I've found comes from an old video release and the colors are kinda faded. Still, that's better than the only semi-official DVD release, which is a blurry mess! Reportedly, it was to be released through the Wade Williams/Image line, but the results of the remastering were so dreary that Williams dumped it on the dinky Cheezy Flix distributor. I really hope a pristine print turns up, because it's a dandy little movie. Originally released on double bill with WOMEN OF THE PREHISTORIC PLANET, another fun matinee vehicle with a dandy cast.

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