Friday, August 21, 2015

Oddball Film Report: HANDS OF STEEL (1986)

Note: this review was originally written for Ken Begg to appear on www.jabootu.net and has been published here by his kind permission.


HANDS OF STEEL (1986 - color)

   "A killer cyborg breaks his programming... and turns out to be a swell guy!"



   I didn't expect this. An Italian film shot in the United States, ripping off both The Terminator and Billy Jack (!!??), and it actually isn't bad as Italian ripoffs go! That may seem faint praise, but it's really quite an achievement!

   Still, you have to wonder who John Saxon crossed to get him sentenced to appear in junk like this and Invasion of the FleshHunters. The occasional A Nightmare on Elm Street must have felt like Christmas-time during this period of his career.

John Saxon has a word with his agent...


   It's the not too distant future (1997, according to the box) and the country, and supposedly the world, is in trouble.

   City streets are filled with dirty bums, and there's been massive ecological disaster (some sections of the country experience downpours of acid rain, which can eat through the roof of a car but isn't as tough on paint/windshield wipers/rubber tires/etc as one might expect). 

   One man, a blind Reverend, seems to hold the key to the future. What makes him so important is rather ambiguous, but he seems to have some ideas for new environmental policies that have made him a hero to some and a menace to others. For instance, the head of a standard issue EEEE-vil corporation doesn't like him. (We can tell what he is despite never really being told, because he meets his henchmen in a nice office in a large building and he always wears a suit, and he has access to helicopters, assassins, and science-fiction-based weaponry. And he's played by John Saxon.) 



   Saxon has sent his specially-trained cyborg, Paco, to kill the holy man. At the last minute, Paco regains his senses and only wounds the guy before taking it on the lamb. At a truck-stop in the desert, Paco meets up with pretty bar owner Linda, who gives him a job and sets him up with a room. Paco quickly regains his humanity, but is still finding uses for his bionic implants. He must make use of them, for instance, when some rowdy truckers stop by.....



   I thought I was in for a tough ride when the opening proved so wildly overacted and cheap, and I thought the numerous American flags all over the place was meant to convince us this isn't being shot in Italy (later we'll see much footage of what is unmistakably the Arizona desert). 

   Countless Italian films of this vintage tried (usually in vain) to convince audiences that said films (usually quite dreary) were actually American in origin. In fact, Italian film directors, actors, and crewmen assumed bogus Anglo-sounding names in furtherance of this charade. The reason was simple enough, American movies always played well in foreign theaters. And, in fairness, the ploy has happened in reverse...

   Imagine my surprise when I found myself being drawn into the story! The acting improves greatly after the opening, and the film doesn't look so cheap when we reach the wild west. Our star (Falcon Crest's Daniel Greene) and starlet (Janet Agren) have enough conviction and charisma to sell this stuff, and I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed the picture. It certainly made up for the lackluster reaction I'd had to Counterforce.



   That's not to say the film isn't filled with silly stuff. Obviously it has some incredibly goofy material. First and foremost is the very dynamic of the story. Saxon is hunting down Paco for fear the rogue robot will lead back to him being behind the attempt on the Reverend's life. To do this, he sends his goons out to follow the trail and they kill everybody they meet once they get the information they need. Needless to say, the FBI is soon as interested in them as they are in Paco. 

   The bad guys also have that annoying habit of shooting each other the exact second they are of no further use. Best of all, although Paco is bulletproof (really), Saxon's men keep trying to shoot him. Saxon himself eventually takes up a gun and tries to shoot Paco, even though he should know it will have no effect. The rocket launcher he also uses makes a bit more sense.


   At one point, Paco finds himself fighting another cyborg when one is sent to kill 'the traitor.' This sticks out because there doesn't seem to be anyone who could have sent her (the enemy cyborg is female, thus pre-figuring Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines). The FBI didn't send her, nor did Saxon, so she just pops up out of nowhere. 

   We also learn that cyborgs are very rare, so much so that the FBI is largely unaware of their existence, and Paco is the first real success in the field of bionics. So again, where did the fembot come from? And how did she track down Paco? She seems to be with the redneck truckers who have a grudge against Paco, but they don't know he's a cyborg so how would they know to call in another cyborg? We get a fun little action scene out of all this, but it makes no sense at all!



   Another choice moment involves the revenge of a guy who nagged Paco into an arm-wrestling match and then lost. He calls in the Tri-State champion arm-wrestler to put Paco in his place (I would say the arm-wrestling sub plot was to cash in on Over The Top, but that film was still a year away). This match involves a Rube Goldberg system where the loser has his hand snared by a clamp and this opens the trap door to a cage containing a rattlesnake. Needless to say, Paco pushes back his opponent to the position where he gets trapped and the snake emerges. 

   Paco then karate chops the offending reptile's head off before it can bite into his victim. Not only does the snake change a good three times (maybe four, including the rubber prop that gets chopped), but the whole gag falls apart in the execution. Paco chops the snake right in the palm of the guy's hand, bringing his chop down with enough force to sever the snake's head clean off as if the job had been done with a knife (!) and yet he doesn't break the guy's hand while doing this.



   Smart, the picture ain't. But it is a lot better than I was expecting, considering all the potential for a Hindenburg-sized disaster. Goofy, but not bad. In the end, I was glad I got a chance to see the film. 

   There are some rather naked steals from other movies, though. Paco at one point is seen fixing his mechanical arm, and it couldn't be any more frank about copying a similar scene in The Terminator. The climax, meanwhile, is lifted whole from Billy Jack! Odd little flick.



   By the way, the alternate titles (according to the database) for this film include Vendetta of Fury (if I'm correctly translating the Italian title), Arms of Steel, Fists of Steel, Paco - Machine of Death (if my translation of the German title is correct), Atomic Cyborg, and Return of the Terminator!

Monday, August 10, 2015

Saturday, August 1, 2015

"They don't call 'em emergencies anymore, they call 'em Patronis"


   Although 1969's AIRPORT wasn't the first film built around the concept of high drama aboard an airplane packed with major stars, the film did cast the die for the biggest genre of the 70's: the disaster movie. Like the book by Arthur Hailey which inspired it, the film was a runaway smash success. It's easy to see why the concept would have such traction, as few things level the playing field quite like being in a plane that may crash at any second. It's the great equalizer, and one's social position prior to boarding that plane doesn't mean a thing in the face of mechanical failure.


   AIRPORT spurred a wave of epics detailing just about every emergency situation screenwriters could imagine. Producer Irwin Allen really solidified things with 1972's THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, about a capsized ocean liner. After that, the figurative (and in some cases literal) floodgates opened and the screen was soon showing major Hollywood stars reacting to fires, earthquakes, floods, plagues, and just about everything you could imagine. From an out of control fire in a skyscraper to an army of poisonous ants taking over a resort lodge, the genre delivered high drama and big thrills that kept the public coming back for more. 


   Given the massive success of AIRPORT, it's not surprising that there was an entire subset of airplane movies. The big fish in this pond were sequel films, which would surface every few years for the rest of the decade. Other than George Kennedy as airplane expert and mechanic Joe Patroni, however, the films had little that connected them apart from slick production values and a roster of Hollywood's biggest stars.




   It was AIRPORT that revived Dean Martin's career, in fact. Despite several successful films under his belt (including the wonderful Matt Helm movies), he still wasn't taken all that seriously by the critics. They still saw him as either Jerry's former partner, or Frank's pal. With AIRPORT, however, he firmly established himself as an accomplished actor and a major star.



   Among it's myriad subplots, AIRPORT was the story of a desperate man who sets off a bomb aboard a commercial flight. It's easily the most thrilling and tension-sustaining entry in the series.


   Since AIRPORT kicked off the whole disaster movie craze, it was only right that it partake in that craze. AIRPORT 1975 detailed a mid-air collision which leaves a 747 without a flight crew. Stewardess Karen Black must take the controls under the radio instructions of boyfriend pilot Charlton Heston. Even amid the numerous knock-offs and disaster epics, AIRPORT 1975 looms large. It's a fair statement to say it represented the very zenith of the disaster cycle.






   An interesting bit of casting is that of the two pilots who end up crashing into each other. Piloting the liner is Efrem Zimbalist Jr. The small plane is manned by Dana Andrews. The two actors had been in reverse positions a decade earlier in THE CROWDED SKY





   With two highly successful entries in place, Universal tried a third entry a couple years later. Along comes AIRPORT '77, in which a hijack goes wrong and a 747 ends up on the ocean floor with time (and oxygen) running out fast!









   So far, Universal had produced three winning films which still stand as some of the best in the disaster genre (second only to the major entries from Irwin Allen, really). A fourth film seemed a great idea, and it was a great idea. It's the execution that counts, though, and THE CONCORDE... AIRPORT '79 crashed on take-off. Why? Because the film is terrible.


   Actually, the film has some good points, and the last half hour is classic AIRPORT stuff, but the bad far outweighs the good in this instance. Plot-wise, the film is far more in line with a sub-par 80's intrigue thriller. Robert Wagner plays an arms manufacturer who turns out to also be a war profiteer, having made a number of illegal arms deals. When his girlfriend, a lady reporter, decides to expose him, he tries to down her plane before she gets the chance to talk. A serviceable premise? Indeed. But this is the kind of movie where the evil industrialist/arms dealer keeps records of his illegal transactions on his company's letterhead!!! Following that, hardly anything can recover the film.

   Another massive problem is the handling of Patroni. He's a completely different character here, in terms of attitude and behavior. I suppose much of that could be attributed to the recent death of Mrs. Patroni, an important character from both AIRPORT and AIRPORT 1975. What lunatic thought it a good idea to bump her off?



   The film has structural problems as well. It seems to take forever to get moving. And while the cast indeed contains many star names, the starpower in question is quite a severe drop-off from what the previous three films offered. For what it's worth, though, the film probably features Avery Schreiber in the best role of his career.


   THE CONCORDE... AIRPORT '79 killed a once strong franchise. Hopes of it's success were high, though. There was even a film sold under the so-similar-it-seems-to-be-tempting-a-lawsuit title of THE CONCORDE AFFAIR '79. The official film's release, meanwhile, was held back a year in in some countries. It remained largely unseen on television in the following decades as well, at least when compared to the action seen by it's elder siblings.

   The final moments of the 70's and dawn of the 80's saw a slew of releases in the disaster genre. Films like METEOR, VIRUS, CITY ON FIRE, and Allen's final genre entry WHEN TIME RAN OUT (his oft-delayed adaptation of the book "The Day The World Ended" given a fairly ironic title, all things considered) seemed to indicate the genre would continue into the 80's. This, despite ever-climbing costs associated with the genre being in opposition to the general dwindle of cashflow through the major studios at this time. (In fact, the bulk of disaster films being seen at this time were coming in from overseas.)

   Any plans to revitalize the series with a fifth film were scuttled when the 80's proved to be the era of the spoof. The decade kicked off with the release of AIRPLANE! and the death blow was struck for the air disaster genre... at least for a while.

   Still, the original three movies continued to grow in popularity from the times of their original releases. The original AIRPORT is still considered one of the finest of disaster epics.







   Pre-AIRPORT years had their own AIRPORT-like movies. For example, the 1954 smash THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY is basically AIRPORT -50's STYLE!


   THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY was one of the biggest films of the 50's, telling the story of a flight from Hawaii to California that experiences engine trouble. Even today it sends chills up and down the spine.


   The film was such a success that it completely overshadowed John Wayne's already-in-release ISLAND IN THE SKY, which may be the single best movie I've ever seen. Never sold to television, the film remained a strong memory in the minds of American movie fans until it was finally issued on DVD, when it again became a hit.



   Although a B picture compared to it's airborne brethren, 1957's ZERO HOUR! is easily one of the best air disaster movies ever made. This film was also based on a book by Arthur Hailey. In it, a traumatized former pilot must take the controls of his commercial flight when food poisoning hits the flight crew. Dana Andrews had a real knack for playing traumatized heroes who had to overcome in order to save other people. See also his part in the classic JD flick HOT RODS TO HELL.

ZERO HOUR!

   For all of it's power, though, ZERO HOUR! has become the genre's black sheep due to the more famous movie AIRPLANE!, which is built around ZERO HOUR!'s plot and dialog. Although a TV staple before the 80's, it's been sadly obscured in AIRPLANE!'s wake. Fortunately, the film is becoming more visible, although the film still draws unfair comparisons from the comedy version.


   Dana Andrews again found himself behind the stick of a troubled aircraft in THE CROWDED SKY. This time around, an Air Force fighter jet collides with a commercial liner, fortunately pretty close to the landing strip. This one isn't bad, although the majority of it is pure soap opera stuff. The real disaster material is held back until the final reel. What's there, though, is pretty impressive. This was 1960, meaning the decade opened and closed with all-star air disaster movies. It was the latter film, though, that created a whole wave of such adventures.

THE CROWDED SKY

   The first major film to copy AIRPORT was 1972's SKYJACKED. In this one, the crew of a commercial flight must react to the threat of a potential bomber on board. Interestingly, the pilot is Charlton Heston, who would be cast in AIRPORT 1975 only three years later. This one is a worthy addition to the genre, and can easily be considered to be an unofficial AIRPORT movie.




   The 70's were the Golden Age of TV movies, and popularly TV movies try to offer up something akin to the fare being shown on the big screen. There may've been more disaster movies made for television than for theaters! Needless to say, several of these were air disaster vehicles. As much as I love these kinds of movies, I haven't seen all of them so I'll have to focus on the handful that I have seen.

   1975 gave us MURDER ON FLIGHT 502, which combined the elements of the AIRPORT cycle with those of the classic who-done-it. There's a killer aboard a 747, and ground control and the flight crew attempt to uncover him. Stars an impressive array of actors, but is noted mostly for the presence of Farrah Fawcett Majors.

   CRASH is probably the most horrific of the airplane movies, since most of them deal with an averted disaster. CRASH on the other hand details an actual crash of a commercial flight which went down in the Everglades. William Shatner and Eddie Albert star, neither of them strangers to the genre.

DEATH FLIGHT

   In 1977 came DEATH FLIGHT, which was everything THE CONCORDE... AIRPORT '79 should've been. 

   The film deals with the maiden commercial flight of America's first SST (a fictional plane, as opposed to a real one like seen in most such films, the craft looks much like the Concorde but has the roomy interior of a 747). Industrial sabotage causes the plane to go haywire during the flight, and the trouble is compounded when a deadly germ is accidentally released. Just a superb entry in the genre. My highest recommendations.

   It seems the film was released theatrically in Europe. At least that's the only way I can figure Misty Rowe's nude scene in what is obviously a telefilm!

   With the early 80's and the release of AIRPLANE!, and AIRPLANE 2: THE SEQUEL, the genre sat dormant for a while. The 1990's finally saw a couple of airplane movies, though...


   TURBULENCE I saw theatrically, but I was too young to really remember much of it. From what I recall, there was a killer on a commercial flight. I think. All I remember for sure is that something happened to the flight crew and once again a stewardess had to land a 747. (If so many of these films feature 747's, it's only because the 747 was the workhorse of the skies for several decades.)


   The closest thing there's been to a fifth AIRPORT movie was AIR FORCE ONE, which details the hijack of the President's plane by terrorists. 

   Other films in the modern age which come close -some closer than others- to the same themes might include CON AIR, FLIGHTPLAN, and RED EYE (the latter two more Hitchcock style suspensers that involve commercial flights).

   Joshua Kennedy (of ATTACK OF THE OCTOPUS PEOPLE fame) paid tribute to the genre in 2014 with the YouTube-only release AIRLINE '79. Filmed within the halls of New York's Pace Univeristy, it's a loving valentine to films like SKYJACKED and AIRPORT 1975. Check it out.

   It's a genre that will never die. I hope to make one of these pictures myself someday...

   In the end, the big question is this: Who, aside from George Kennedy, was in more airplane movies, Robert Stack, George Maharis, or Dana Andrews?