Friday, March 10, 2017
A Quick Look: THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS (1959/62)
In the realm of obscure movies, Coleman Francis claims an interesting place. A (good) character actor who decided to become a (bad) director, Francis helmed a total of three miserable pictures. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS was the first, and it defies description. Story-wise, it's the tale of Joseph Javorsky, defecting Russian scientist. Minutes after touching down in the States, enemy agents surround his security detail and open fire at a deserted airport outside the Yucca Flats testing grounds. Javorsky manages to escape into the desert, but an atomic bomb goes off and fries him. Being a shockingly resilient sort, Javorsky doesn't die! He only mutates into a rambling murderer who strangles anyone he can get his hands on while lumbering about the badlands. Filmed in 1959 and released in 1962, the film was notable mostly for the fact that wrestler-turned-actor Tor Johnson was cast as the atomic caveman. In an effort to keep production costs down, the film was shot silent -and in such a way that looped in dialog wouldn't have to be synchronized! We're constantly watching characters listen to other characters speak, and the camera immediately cuts back to the other person as they begin listening to the reply! (The foley work, however, is flawless... whatever you feel that distinction is worth.) In addition to the cheapjack production techniques, the film is also nearly plotless. After Javorsky's mutation, he strangles some people. A couple of cops think the killer is in the badlands and search for him aimlessly. A family drives through the area and the kids wander off. The parents look for them. The cops mistake the father for the killer and try to shoot him down. The kids run across Javorsky. They get away. They run across him again. The cops look for the kids. And so on, none of it nearly as exciting or interesting as it sounds. The only distraction from this lack of cinematic action is some of the most baffling narration ever committed to film. Supposedly there to explain things and comment on the situation, it's as incoherent as anything Ed Wood ever scribbled. "Push a button, things happen. A man becomes a monster." is a typical -if more lucid- example. Though it clocks in at under an hour, THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS remains something of an endurance test! Oh, I guess I should mention the other little thing the film is noted for, which is an unexpected nude scene in the beginning. A young girl gets out of the shower, is strangled, and we never see her again. On top of that, the scene in question nowhere fits into the film's narrative!
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Monday, March 6, 2017
A Quick Look: GRIZZLY (1976 - color)
Although this paste-together still might not be the most convincing image, the fact remains that GRIZZLY is a great drive-in movie. Though basically, and rather bluntly, JAWS set in a National park, the film manages to be far better than one might expect. A huge killer bear begins slaughtering the patrons of a tourist park, prompting action from ranger Christopher George. Though he has the support of naturalist Richard Jaeckel and helicopter pilot Andrew Prine, Joe Dorsey's Murray Hamilton-like commissioner stymies any serious attempt to kill the bear until it's too late. Director Bill Girdler had been toiling on cheapo knock-offs of bigger movies, and GRIZZLY was his first real shot at the majors -though it, too, was a knock-off of a hit film. Oddly, it may be GRIZZLY's similarities to JAWS that make it stronger than most blatant rip-offs of Speilberg's epic. Girdler even cast Susan Backlinie (Crissy Watkins of JAWS) to play one of the bear's first victims! Backlinie would play a much larger part in Girdler's follow-up effort, SOMETHING IS OUT THERE/DAY OF THE ANIMALS. A huge success, the film was one of the biggest independent hits of the decade, holding a record until HALLOWEEN came along a couple years later. A handsome movie, it got a lot of play on television in the following decades. Seems like TBS used to run it periodically in my younger days. Interestingly, the film was a bit of a reunion for it's three male leads, as they all acted in CHISUM if I recall correctly. Girdler would make a handful of movies after GRIZZLY, but was tragically killed in a helicopter crash while scouting locations. He was only 30 years old, and had only been married about half a year. A gorgeous DVD release was issued in a boxed set with Girdler's DAY OF THE ANIMALS and the TV movie DEVIL DOG: HOUND OF HELL. I highly recommend this release. The transfer for GRIZZLY even has a faint (only noticeable if you know your film) flicker that makes the film look as if it's being screened at the drive-in!
Friday, March 3, 2017
A Quick Look at TV: THE TWILIGHT ZONE
What can one say about The Twilight Zone that hasn't already been said? Rod Serling's imaginative anthology series remains one of the best of it's breed, continuing to captivate and win fans through continued television re-broadcasts decades after it's original run. Sharp, well-written, limitless, the subjects of episodes ranged from shock to moody scares to broad comedy and everything in between. Dozens of episodes jockey for position of "Best" like the gripping tale of a passenger jet lost in time (The Odyssey of Flight 33), the desperate search for a little girl trapped between dimensions (Little Girl Lost), the terrifying and thought-provoking story of a monster in the form of a small boy with unlimited powers (It's A Good Life), the story of a lost traveler discovering the terrifying secret of a group of secluded holy men (The Howling Man), the complacency of humanity in the face of friendly other-world visitation (To Serve Man), the terror of a frightened woman menaced by tiny space travelers (The Invaders), or the panic that ensues when the unexplainable happens in an all-American suburb (The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street) are all in the running. Basically, discussing The Twilight Zone comes down to asking what your favorite episode is. Were I to select a single one, it might be The Shelter, a reality-based tale of impending enemy attack and the suburban panic to enter the street's single fallout shelter. Other favorites of mine include The 7th Is Made Up Of Phantoms, 100 Years Over The Rim, and the classic The Obsolete Man. What's your favorite? The series was a smash from the beginning, though Serling reportedly didn't get along well with the network. In the fourth season, the station felt the show should be an hour series. Serling complied, but this experiment failed. The packed fifth season returned to the half-hour format, but it was too late. There have been scattered attempts at reviving the show, but without Serling's smarts each have fallen by the way side. Faring a little better was a big budget movie, TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE, in the early 80's. There was also a TV movie reportedly base on a couple of unused scripts Serling had written for the original run. I don't think I even finished it. Though Serling intended to do other things with it, many saw his 70's series The Night Gallery to be an attempt to re-create the older series. This was largely what the network wanted The Night Gallery to be, but it was a different animal. Every spooker anthology series that has followed owes to The Twilight Zone to some extent. There were a few such programs before The Twilight Zone, of course, but Serling crafted the perfect blend of elements. "There is a fifth dimension...."
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Monday, February 27, 2017
A Quick Look: FRANKENSTEIN (1931)
Not sure what I can say about FRANKENSTEIN that hasn't already been said. The film really kicked off the monster cycle in Hollywood, and continues to be copied to this day (and even more copies copy the copies, anymore). FRANKENSTEIN told the story of the obsessed Dr. Frankenstein, and his experiments to create life from dead tissue. Frankenstein pieces together a man from the parts of dead bodies and then revives the creature by lightning shocks. The real trouble is that Frankenstein's assistant Fritz (Igor was actually a character introduced much later in the series) didn't get the brain Frankenstein wanted, so his monster has the brain of a lunatic. There's some interesting stuff here in terms of contemporary scientific discoveries and experimentation. A team of scientists would later (reportedly) revive a puppy from the dead, that the subject of the film LIFE RETURNS. The brain, in particular, was still being studied when FRANKENSTEIN emerged as a massive hit at the box office. Of course, the story had been filmed earlier (by Thomas Edison, in fact), but Universal's version was the one to really take it's place as King of thrillers. Following his success in DRACULA, Universal intended the film to star Bela Lugosi as the monster. Bela thought the part all wrong for him, since it would be done minus his brooding voice, and Boris Karloff got the part instead. The two actors would reign as the joint monarchs of horror for the next two decades. FRANKENSTEIN was such a hit that Universal demanded a sequel. THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN is considered by many to be the single finest horror movie of the era.
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